Hire the alley

One machine. One number moved.

We work with US businesses: we find the constraint that's costing you money, install the automation that fixes it at a fixed price, and hand you the keys. It starts with a free 20-minute diagnosis.

Penny · Studio concierge

Book your free diagnosis

Penny asks a few sharp questions about where your business leaks time or money, then gets your free diagnosis call set up with Gera. Five minutes, either language.

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Penny
Hi! I'm Penny, Penguin Alley's concierge. Let's find where your business is leaking time or money — and get your free diagnosis booked. What's eating your week right now?

Penny is an AI assistant. Conversations are stored so we can follow up on your inquiry.

Free AI diagnosis

A 20-minute call plus a one-page findings doc: the constraint holding you back, the number it's costing you, and the machine that would fix it. Free, no strings.

The machine, installed

A fixed-price, fixed-scope automation aimed at that one number. Flagship: the Lead Rescue Machine — every missed call or unanswered web lead gets an instant follow-up until it books. Typical installs $1,500–$5,000.

Handover & training

Docs, training and the keys. You own the machine — no forced retainer, no dependency. We stay close if you want us.